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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:04 am 
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Hello, Shayne here from the Chain Saw department over at RedMax, where recently, trouble has been brewing over a decrease in our regular online visitors, who for whatever reason, are accidently stumbling into this place rather than paying their dues down at RedMax’s. As you can see from this graph, in recent times our Saw Sales have plummeted and I am absolutely livid.

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Now we’re not blaming you lot for this mishap, but we’d appreciate your cooperation in fixing the damage that you may have inadvertently caused. We Sawmen are not usually a warlike people, but when especially ticked off we can be driven to dangerous methods.

Our drafted solutions to this pickle are as follows:

1: Change your forum’s name to something else. We’ve already tried on our end by using Max’s wife Egels’ name instead, but it hasn’t really helped.

2: Sell your forum to RedMax, and become a part of the family.

In the meantime, you can at least take the simply measure of installing a SawBasedSubForum to help stranded RedMaxers navigate their way back home.

Hopefully we can come to an agreement that doesn’t end messily.

Yours Sincerely,

Shayne Sore


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Saw this coming

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